you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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