so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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