She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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