guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
