Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
