She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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