She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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