i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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