New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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