Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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