Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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