you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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