new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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