Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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