yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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