What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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