I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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