READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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