I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I love you.
Bad choice
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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