i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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