I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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