I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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