Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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