She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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