hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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