I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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