Taylor Swift is so right about you.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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