We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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