I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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