he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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