so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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