Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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