i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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