My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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