Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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