Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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