Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im having a threesome with these popsicles
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
we should paint friendship bongs
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