Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I lost the right to judge tonight
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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