I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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