He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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