Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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