The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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