So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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