Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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