Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
