I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
