I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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