well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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