oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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