I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My Sexting was not on an AP level
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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