porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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