party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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