Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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