omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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