gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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