I think I am morally bankrupt
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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