It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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